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Anomaly #002 | video, spam
[ Stephen flicks on his communicator with a somewhat wobbly camera shot. He holds up a fish for the camera's perusal. A clearly dead fish, due to the knife slit through most of its body. ]
This? Is a piranha. Observe the teeth.
Now, swimming with piranhas can be perfectly safe. Except with these, which appear to be in a sort of blood frenzy. You can still be a little safe, if you follow these rules.
Move slowly. Piranhas are attracted by frenzies of movement in the water as much or more than they are by blood.
If you have an open wound, bind it tightly and wash all the blood off before being in the water. Avoid being next to anyone with an open wound.
If all else fails, throw a bit of raw meat down the hallway and escape while they're distracted.
[ Shot reveals that he's perched in a small canoe, currently floating in the piranha hallway. ]
I know we come back here, but a piranha death doesn't sound pleasant to me. Be careful.
[ He flicks the camera off. ]
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[ Stephen spends this flood being generally useful. From fishing for piranhas to rescuing stranded people to viciously killing rogue bumper cars, he'll be wherever the action is. He's careful and generally resourceful and will use any tool at hand to get the job done. He works out of the maintenance bay. ]
This? Is a piranha. Observe the teeth.
Now, swimming with piranhas can be perfectly safe. Except with these, which appear to be in a sort of blood frenzy. You can still be a little safe, if you follow these rules.
Move slowly. Piranhas are attracted by frenzies of movement in the water as much or more than they are by blood.
If you have an open wound, bind it tightly and wash all the blood off before being in the water. Avoid being next to anyone with an open wound.
If all else fails, throw a bit of raw meat down the hallway and escape while they're distracted.
[ Shot reveals that he's perched in a small canoe, currently floating in the piranha hallway. ]
I know we come back here, but a piranha death doesn't sound pleasant to me. Be careful.
[ He flicks the camera off. ]
[ spam ]
[ Stephen spends this flood being generally useful. From fishing for piranhas to rescuing stranded people to viciously killing rogue bumper cars, he'll be wherever the action is. He's careful and generally resourceful and will use any tool at hand to get the job done. He works out of the maintenance bay. ]
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-> spam?
spam!
spam!
It doesn't bite. Its eyes roll towards the stairwell end of the hall, where a man in black armor is striding across the surface of the water as if it was stone-solid, leaving behind a trail of floating rime.]
Throw it in.
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And now he turns his attention to the man in full armor Jesus-walking over the water. Stephen is a little impressed despite himself, but he doesn't do much to show it. He's always been very restrained in how he reacts. ]
Now it's undead, I assume?
spam! probably cw animal violence
[The dead fish immediately tears into the closest one of its living counterparts, and the ensuing struggle draws a swarm.]
Hopefully it'll kill a few more before they tear it apart. They will rise as well.
[Arthas is smiling in a slightly unhinged way now. It's more fun with humans - it's always more fun with humans - but the dead wiping out the living is still satisfying.]
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Well.
Thanks.
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[He sounds like he means it. It's a little bitter.]
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