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[dinosize]

Have you ever wondered what comes next? Evolutionarily. After humans.

[ Stephen is in his own cabin, a light and airy space that doesn't really seem to suit him. The camera is propped up on the edge of a sink, where he's washing out blood and dirt from the clothes he wore while out in the port.

He's not really looking at the camera. ]

Do you think humans could ever be a food source for another animal?

Comments

[dinosize]

I found out what gives the shrub-turkeys their coloring.

[americasdirtiest]

That's a fucking food thing!

[dinosize]

It's science!

[americasdirtiest]

Turkey ain't science! Jesus Christ. We need to find you a real fucking hobby.

[dinosize]

Yes it is. Ecology. Evolutionary biology. That forest was fascinating.

[americasdirtiest]

I'm going to the gym like a normal fucking human being now. You wanna come do some guy shit for a while or you wanna sit here and think about bullshit turkey science?

[dinosize]

I run thirty miles a week.

[americasdirtiest]

...and?

[dinosize]

Is that enough 'guy shit' for you?

[americasdirtiest]

No? Girls run too. My boyfriend's sister used to run that much. I'm talking about actual guy crap. Weights and shit. Tire runs. Chin-ups.

[dinosize]

Mickey. I was a prospect for the Olympics. You think all I do is run?

[americasdirtiest]

Seriously? That's badass, man. In what?

[dinosize]

Why don't you guess?

[americasdirtiest]

Beach volleyball.

[dinosize]

Got it in one try. How impressive.

[americasdirtiest]

You got the body for it.

[dinosize]

Thanks, it's so important to me to be in top bikini form.

[americasdirtiest]

So? What was it?

[dinosize]

Shooting, idiot.

[americasdirtiest]

Oh, fuck off.

[dinosize]

And fencing.

[americasdirtiest]

Fuck fencing and fuck shooting being a sport. A sport for old rich people, maybe. Down by me any 14 year old with a gun and a corner could compete. Fuck, I could medal.

[dinosize]

Not the way you shoot.

[americasdirtiest]

You want me to use your dick for a target next?

[dinosize]

All right. It'll probably be the safest thing in the room.