05th anomaly ; video ; open

[dinosize]

Have you ever wondered what comes next? Evolutionarily. After humans.

[ Stephen is in his own cabin, a light and airy space that doesn't really seem to suit him. The camera is propped up on the edge of a sink, where he's washing out blood and dirt from the clothes he wore while out in the port.

He's not really looking at the camera. ]

Do you think humans could ever be a food source for another animal?

Comments

[dinosize]

Had too many legs to be a spider.

[americasdirtiest]

It was a spider, Hart. You ate a fucking spider.

[dinosize]

So that's a no, then.

[americasdirtiest]

Fuck no. Iris told me you were there. [Not that he asked he totally asked.] Not that I didn't figure that much, anyway.

What the fuck is it with you and weird food stuff?

[dinosize]

Something about knowing the widest the world has to offer.

[americasdirtiest]

Like fucking fish eyes and human meat? You're a sick son of a bitch.

[dinosize]

[ His tone grows abruptly sharp. ]

I've never eaten human meat and I never will.

[americasdirtiest]

No, dumbass. I mean this next evolution bullshit here. Think about something that isn't what you're gonna eat or what's gonna eat you for a fucking change, how about that.

[dinosize]

I think about a lot of things.

[americasdirtiest]

Name one thing.

[dinosize]

I've been fixing walls all over the ship.

[americasdirtiest]

My ass that requires any thinking.

[dinosize]

I found out what gives the shrub-turkeys their coloring.

[americasdirtiest]

That's a fucking food thing!

[dinosize]

It's science!

[americasdirtiest]

Turkey ain't science! Jesus Christ. We need to find you a real fucking hobby.

[dinosize]

Yes it is. Ecology. Evolutionary biology. That forest was fascinating.

[americasdirtiest]

I'm going to the gym like a normal fucking human being now. You wanna come do some guy shit for a while or you wanna sit here and think about bullshit turkey science?

[dinosize]

I run thirty miles a week.

[americasdirtiest]

...and?

[dinosize]

Is that enough 'guy shit' for you?

[americasdirtiest]

No? Girls run too. My boyfriend's sister used to run that much. I'm talking about actual guy crap. Weights and shit. Tire runs. Chin-ups.

[dinosize]

Mickey. I was a prospect for the Olympics. You think all I do is run?

[americasdirtiest]

Seriously? That's badass, man. In what?

[dinosize]

Why don't you guess?